1 00:00:05,092 --> 00:00:06,484 Okay, Mr. Gray, time to go away. 2 00:00:06,658 --> 00:00:07,877 All right, that's it. 3 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,052 [pained grunt] 4 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:13,361 Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. 5 00:00:13,491 --> 00:00:15,145 [sniffs] Oh. 6 00:00:18,757 --> 00:00:19,671 What are you doing? 7 00:00:19,845 --> 00:00:21,717 What the hell are you doing? 8 00:00:21,847 --> 00:00:23,327 You're the one sniffing your fingers. 9 00:00:25,242 --> 00:00:27,244 I was just getting - rid of my grays. - In the kitchen? 10 00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:30,334 Yeah. It's the beauty of not living with a woman. 11 00:00:30,465 --> 00:00:34,077 Wow. These, uh, all these hairs came out of your nose? 12 00:00:34,208 --> 00:00:36,079 No. Lower. 13 00:00:36,210 --> 00:00:37,298 Your chest? 14 00:00:37,385 --> 00:00:38,560 Lower, around the back. 15 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:40,997 Your butt? Oh, yuck. 16 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:42,216 Man, what are you, a dandelion? 17 00:00:42,346 --> 00:00:43,478 Yeah. Make a wish.[blows] 18 00:00:43,652 --> 00:00:44,870 [screams] 19 00:00:45,001 --> 00:00:47,438 Oh, God, man. 20 00:00:47,569 --> 00:00:49,614 Ah! Do you even wipe? 21 00:00:50,746 --> 00:00:52,487 That's what you get for spying on me. 22 00:00:52,574 --> 00:00:55,185 Ah! Come on! 23 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:56,534 If I get pink eye, dude... 24 00:00:58,145 --> 00:00:59,711 I wasn't spying on you. 25 00:00:59,842 --> 00:01:02,410 I was simply admiring my super-duper handsome dad 26 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:03,846 through a camera lens. 27 00:01:04,020 --> 00:01:05,543 Oh, boy, you're complimenting me. 28 00:01:05,674 --> 00:01:06,718 What's that gonna cost? 29 00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:08,372 Wh-Why-Why-Why-- 30 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:10,070 Why do you always think I want something from you? 31 00:01:10,157 --> 00:01:13,769 B-B-B-B-Because you always do. 32 00:01:13,856 --> 00:01:15,379 So cut the crap. What do you want? 33 00:01:15,466 --> 00:01:17,642 Well, hero, I have a wonderful opportunity 34 00:01:17,773 --> 00:01:19,992 to win $50,000 35 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:22,169 at a festival by submitting a documentary 36 00:01:22,299 --> 00:01:24,040 about something that inspires me. 37 00:01:24,171 --> 00:01:25,389 It's gonna be a day in the life 38 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,522 of Damon "Poppa" Fulton Sr. 39 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:31,787 Right? Stylized, zooms, Dutch angles. 40 00:01:31,874 --> 00:01:33,223 People talking to the camera. 41 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:35,007 Like a real documentary, like The Office. 42 00:01:35,138 --> 00:01:38,663 He doesn't know that The Office is a TV show. 43 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:40,230 And I don't have the heart to tell him. 44 00:01:40,361 --> 00:01:43,015 My dad thinks I'm stupid. I'm not, all right? 45 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:44,843 The Office is real. 46 00:01:44,974 --> 00:01:48,108 And my documentary is called Icon: The Man Who Doesn't Quit. 47 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:49,892 I mean, he had me at "icon." 48 00:01:50,022 --> 00:01:51,720 I knew I'd get him with "icon." 49 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:53,417 ? Poppa's ? 50 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:55,419 ? House ? 51 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:56,681 ? Yeah. ? 52 00:01:56,768 --> 00:01:58,596 Yes, delicious. 53 00:01:58,683 --> 00:02:00,381 I love what I'm seeing, I love what I'm seeing. 54 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:02,774 Get it in my eyes. Yes. Most definitely. 55 00:02:02,948 --> 00:02:04,254 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 56 00:02:04,428 --> 00:02:05,647 Okay, that was great, that was great. 57 00:02:05,821 --> 00:02:07,301 Now can you walk in one more time, 58 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:09,172 but, like, this time, a little more icon-y? 59 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:11,827 Icons don't repeat their walks. 60 00:02:11,957 --> 00:02:14,395 The balloons should say "Happy Birthday," 61 00:02:14,525 --> 00:02:15,918 not "Sorry for your loss." 62 00:02:16,048 --> 00:02:19,008 She's turning 16, not getting a hysterectomy. 63 00:02:22,881 --> 00:02:24,361 Ow. 64 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:27,321 Sorry, I just sometimes hate being the boss. 65 00:02:27,495 --> 00:02:30,193 Okay, well, uh, you're not the boss here, all right? 66 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,195 You're my P.A., so maybe could you focus? 67 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:35,851 Maybe I could focus if you maybe paid me? 68 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:38,897 I told that boy, rule number one: 69 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:40,334 Never work with your wife. 70 00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:42,814 Good morning, Poppa. 71 00:02:42,945 --> 00:02:44,294 What's going on here? 72 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:46,992 My son is shooting a documentary about me. 73 00:02:47,123 --> 00:02:48,646 [gasps] Should I have powdered? 74 00:02:48,777 --> 00:02:50,300 No. It's not about you. 75 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:51,910 - It's about me. - Oh. 76 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:53,782 Pay no attention to us little flies. 77 00:02:53,912 --> 00:02:56,045 We're not even here. Buzz, buzz. 78 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:57,699 Buzz, buzz, b-- 79 00:03:02,878 --> 00:03:04,836 Not even here. 80 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:07,187 - Very stealthy. - Thanks. 81 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:09,232 I'm ready to do my promos. 82 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:11,016 Oh, no need. AI already did it. 83 00:03:11,147 --> 00:03:13,976 AI? Allen Iverson did my promos? 84 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:15,934 [laughing]: No, watch this. 85 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:19,808 [dance beat playing] 86 00:03:19,938 --> 00:03:21,853 Hey! 87 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:24,116 This is Big Poppa from Poppa's House, 88 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,944 and if you're anything like me, 89 00:03:26,118 --> 00:03:27,642 a man of a certain age, 90 00:03:27,729 --> 00:03:30,949 you get down when you can't get it up. 91 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:33,343 [chuckles] I've tried everything. 92 00:03:33,517 --> 00:03:35,519 Hypnosis, yelling at it, 93 00:03:35,693 --> 00:03:37,521 Popsicle sticks. Shoot. 94 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:39,088 And you know what they say: 95 00:03:39,175 --> 00:03:41,656 Once it goes flat, mm, it never comes back. 96 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:43,440 [laughs] 97 00:03:43,614 --> 00:03:47,357 At least that's what I thought until I tried these Upsies. 98 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:50,317 Now, I'm stiffer than a three-day-old corpse. 99 00:03:50,491 --> 00:03:51,883 [laughs] 100 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:54,930 So, brother, when you get down, get these Upsies. 101 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:56,540 [spring sound effect] 102 00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:57,802 Upsies. Upsies. 103 00:03:57,889 --> 00:03:59,326 Upsies. 104 00:03:59,456 --> 00:04:01,589 What in the Milli Vanilli is going on here? 105 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:03,591 I never said any of that. 106 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:06,202 And you never would. You hate recording promos. 107 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:07,464 Which is why we did it for you. 108 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:09,031 Think of all the time we'll save. 109 00:04:09,205 --> 00:04:10,598 How do they think they can replace me 110 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:12,730 with artificial intelligence? 111 00:04:12,817 --> 00:04:15,907 AI doesn't have what I have, which is EI: 112 00:04:16,081 --> 00:04:18,040 Emotional intelligence. 113 00:04:18,127 --> 00:04:19,520 This is so wrong. 114 00:04:19,650 --> 00:04:22,523 No, this is the future, Poppa. 115 00:04:22,653 --> 00:04:24,568 JUNIOR: Yes, give it to me, give it to me, give it to me. 116 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:26,353 Yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm loving this. 117 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:29,138 I'm loving this. So much confusion in the eyes. 118 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,575 Yes, do that. Drizzle it, tickle it. 119 00:04:31,749 --> 00:04:33,577 Ah, yes. 120 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:36,580 Honey, hello? Earth to Nina? What are you doing? 121 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:39,104 Trying to lock down a five-foot chocolate lava fountain. 122 00:04:39,235 --> 00:04:41,498 And if you say to swim in it, 123 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:43,805 I swear you will catch a boom to the head. 124 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:47,287 I'm sorry, honey, but can you focus on the task at hand? 125 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:49,289 Mr. Director, sidebar? 126 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,642 [both whispering] 127 00:04:54,772 --> 00:04:55,860 JUNIOR: I just-- I understand. 128 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,427 [whispering] 129 00:04:57,558 --> 00:04:59,168 Everyone, I have great news. 130 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,823 Uh, our P.A. is no longer a production assistant, 131 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:04,434 she is now a full-on producer. Studio head. 132 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:06,436 JUNIOR: Studio head. She's a studio head. 133 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:08,395 Uh, and first order of her new position 134 00:05:08,569 --> 00:05:12,268 is for me to, and I quote, "shut my fat mouth." 135 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:13,878 Yes, thank you for the clarification, honey. 136 00:05:13,965 --> 00:05:15,010 I love that. 137 00:05:15,140 --> 00:05:17,055 Zipping the fatty.[laughs] 138 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:20,015 I love working with my wife. It's so easy. 139 00:05:21,843 --> 00:05:23,801 ? ? 140 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:26,456 Can you believe 141 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:28,502 they're using artificial intelligence 142 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:31,374 to make me say things I would never, ever say? 143 00:05:31,461 --> 00:05:33,637 Yeah, "yelling at it"? 144 00:05:33,811 --> 00:05:35,465 "Popsicle sticks"? Really? 145 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:37,424 Yeah, sometimes you got to splint it. 146 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:38,599 Anyway, 147 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:40,340 I'm gonna sue them. 148 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:42,472 Okay, okay, calm down. 149 00:05:42,559 --> 00:05:44,605 It is a new world, Fred Flintstone, okay? 150 00:05:44,735 --> 00:05:47,999 And AI is our friend, it's gonna help people. 151 00:05:48,130 --> 00:05:50,001 Right, help them be unemployed. 152 00:05:50,088 --> 00:05:51,916 Because that's their endgame. 153 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:54,354 Soon, it's gonna be four guys with eight Popsicle sticks, 154 00:05:54,528 --> 00:05:56,225 pressing buttons, controlling the world. 155 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:58,706 Okay, here we go with the conspiracy theories. 156 00:05:58,836 --> 00:06:02,362 Now listen, I know that this is really, really hard for you. 157 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:04,755 [laughing] 158 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:06,757 [cackling] 159 00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:09,760 You get it? You see, I told you I was hilarious. 160 00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:12,981 Look, this is no time for your unfunny jokes. 161 00:06:13,111 --> 00:06:14,939 This thing has got me feeling very... 162 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:15,766 Impotent. 163 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:17,507 [cackles] 164 00:06:19,030 --> 00:06:20,597 [snorts, laughs] 165 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:24,732 Okay, Grand Canyon. [mocking laugh, snorts] 166 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:26,951 [snorting] 167 00:06:27,082 --> 00:06:28,431 What is that supposed to mean? 168 00:06:28,562 --> 00:06:30,302 I don't know. You're the funny one. 169 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:31,869 What do you think it means? 170 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,437 Well, it feels like it has many meanings. 171 00:06:34,568 --> 00:06:36,308 Oh, yeah. Well, go ahead and pick one. 172 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:39,660 Okay, well, to me it means... 173 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:42,663 I'm one of the wonders of the world. 174 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:45,056 Okay, Grand Canyon, we'll go with that, 175 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:46,841 [imitating echo]: with that, with that, with that. 176 00:06:50,801 --> 00:06:52,324 Would you like a doughnut, Poppa? 177 00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:55,850 I told you, I'm diabetic. Are you trying to kill me? 178 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,548 You know, whenever you come in here with sweet treats 179 00:06:58,722 --> 00:07:00,855 it means you have sour news. What's up? 180 00:07:00,942 --> 00:07:02,378 I'm so transparent. 181 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,336 Sorry, but you're wanted in HR. 182 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,774 Someone overheard you say "Grand Canyon" 183 00:07:06,904 --> 00:07:08,253 and they know what that means... 184 00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:11,561 [imitating echo]: means, means. 185 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:20,483 Let's start at the beginning. 186 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:21,528 Creating a hostile work environment, 187 00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:22,616 filed by anonymous. 188 00:07:22,703 --> 00:07:24,966 Intimidation, also anonymous. 189 00:07:25,096 --> 00:07:28,535 Asking Allen to pull your finger, anonymous. 190 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,059 Okay, I'm anonymous. 191 00:07:31,146 --> 00:07:34,192 You know what? This is fine, but it's all old stuff. 192 00:07:34,323 --> 00:07:35,759 KAREN: Oh, you want new stuff? 193 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:38,327 How about "Grand Canyon"? What does that even mean? 194 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,937 [chuckling]: I don't know. 195 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:40,982 What do you think it means? 196 00:07:41,069 --> 00:07:42,244 Well, people come 197 00:07:42,374 --> 00:07:43,637 from all around to see it, 198 00:07:43,724 --> 00:07:46,596 and you need a donkey to explore it. 199 00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:49,599 Bingo. That's what it means, then. [laughs] 200 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:51,427 Knock it off, I know exactly what it means. 201 00:07:51,514 --> 00:07:53,081 It's completely inappropriate. 202 00:07:53,908 --> 00:07:55,344 You know, in its totality, 203 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,346 this is a clear breach of your contract. 204 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:01,132 Breach, sister. Breach, sister. 205 00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:06,007 What about my rights? Whatever happened to consent? 206 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:08,400 There was a time that if you stole my wallet, 207 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:09,750 you would be charged with a crime. 208 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:13,536 But now you can steal my soul, profit off it, 209 00:08:13,667 --> 00:08:15,190 and there's nothing I can do about it? 210 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:18,323 I am loving all of this. Yes, yes, yes. 211 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:20,325 - Who are you? - Oh, hi. 212 00:08:20,412 --> 00:08:23,024 I'm, uh, Damon Fulton Jr., uh, the director. 213 00:08:23,154 --> 00:08:24,547 [chuckles] Get out. 214 00:08:24,634 --> 00:08:26,418 Oh, I like that fire. Let's go with that. 215 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:27,985 Yes, you're a natural-born villain, 216 00:08:28,116 --> 00:08:29,552 that's what you are. 217 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:31,772 You're Omarosa meets Mommie Dearest 218 00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:34,339 with just a splash of Ursula the Sea Witch. 219 00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:36,124 Oh, you look crazy up close. 220 00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:39,127 And security is here. And he's big. 221 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:40,476 And he's Black. 222 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,260 With a little ponytail. Don't love that. 223 00:08:42,391 --> 00:08:44,393 And I'm leaving. [whistles] 224 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,526 I know you did not just whistle at me. 225 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:52,009 Mr. Fulton, we own your likeness. 226 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:53,750 ALLEN: Corporate feels very confident 227 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:55,578 that Dr. Reed could do the show on her own. 228 00:08:55,709 --> 00:08:57,841 - Are you threatening me? - ALLEN: No. 229 00:08:57,972 --> 00:09:00,148 I'm a lover, not a fighter. Just the messenger. 230 00:09:00,322 --> 00:09:01,976 And beneficiary. 231 00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:03,238 KAREN: Now, 232 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:05,327 we can do this the easy way 233 00:09:05,414 --> 00:09:07,068 or we can play hardball. 234 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:10,375 You just said "hard" and "ball" in the same sentence. 235 00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:12,726 Why don't you write that down? 236 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:14,858 You really should. 237 00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:15,990 [mouthing] 238 00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:18,079 [door slams] 239 00:09:18,209 --> 00:09:19,167 I don't care. 240 00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:21,169 I need it thick and I need it brown. 241 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:23,301 Just get it done. 242 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:25,869 - Nina, what are you doing? - Wondering where the hell 243 00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:27,828 my five-foot chocolate lava fountain is. 244 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:29,307 Well, I need quiet on my set, 245 00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:31,788 so hang up the phone and focus. 246 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,399 Yes, sir. 247 00:09:34,530 --> 00:09:35,531 [Junior chuckles] 248 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,315 Good girl. 249 00:09:37,489 --> 00:09:39,840 - NINA: I am? - JUNIOR: Yeah, you are. 250 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,017 - Are you okay? - Don't ruin it. 251 00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:45,802 Ooh. 252 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:51,112 - How'd it go? - How'd it go? 253 00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:52,287 You really want to know? 254 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:55,203 Huh. Listen to my flow. 255 00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:56,683 [console beeps] 256 00:09:56,857 --> 00:10:00,904 ? Yo, I just got bullied and bamboozled ? 257 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:02,863 ? Totally disrespected ? 258 00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:06,127 ? I'm emotionally fondled, so I'm feeling dejected ? 259 00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:08,999 ? This company I gave 25 years ? 260 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:11,915 ? Are making me realize my greatest fear ? 261 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:15,615 ? They're trying to erase me and disgrace me ? 262 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:18,487 ? By using a digital me to replace me ? 263 00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:20,532 ? Well, they don't know who they messing with ? 264 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,230 ? Because what you see is what you get ? 265 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:25,233 ? I'm out, like a scout on a brand-new route ? 266 00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:27,322 ? No diggity, peace out. ? 267 00:10:27,452 --> 00:10:30,325 And I just want to say to all my fans, 268 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:33,328 to my audience, and I want to thank you 269 00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:36,287 for 25 years of your love and support. 270 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:37,941 I couldn't have done this without you. 271 00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:39,900 We did this. 272 00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:42,946 And I want y'all to know not a day will go by 273 00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:45,906 where I don't remember our... 274 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,038 ? Good times ? 275 00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:49,300 ? ? 276 00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:51,607 ? These are the good times. ? 277 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:54,741 Poppa, please don't do this. 278 00:10:54,871 --> 00:10:57,134 Never make a decision from a place of anger. 279 00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:59,223 We can still make this show work. 280 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:00,703 Woman, you sound just like them. 281 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:03,575 Maybe that's because you got what you wanted. 282 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:06,404 My audience, my chair, my show. 283 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,276 I didn't ask for any of that. 284 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,321 Yeah, well, you know what? 285 00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:12,193 They're coming for you next, regardless. 286 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,717 And cut. 287 00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:17,589 Wow, excellent work. Loved the rhymes. 288 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,810 Um, now, can we do one where you actually keep your job? 289 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,464 Yeah, the, uh, documentary's literally called 290 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,161 Icon: The Man Who Doesn't Quit, 291 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,685 so let's keep that job, you know? 292 00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:27,295 And... 293 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:28,992 - action. - Stop! 294 00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,733 It's over. 295 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,779 Put the damn camera away. 296 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:41,483 Dad, you have to go back to work to finish this. 297 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,267 I don't have to do anything 298 00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,617 except pay taxes and die. 299 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,402 Besides all you care about is completing 300 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:50,840 this stupid little documentary so you can get your 50 grand. 301 00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:53,495 Look, is 50 grand important to me? Yes. 302 00:11:53,625 --> 00:11:56,019 Is it more important to me than my dad and his happiness? 303 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,281 Also yes. 304 00:11:57,412 --> 00:11:59,980 But-- and this is the $50,000 "but"-- 305 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:02,896 I love you and I think quitting is a mistake. 306 00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:06,464 Standing on principle is never a mistake. 307 00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:09,598 Fine, I'm gonna stand on principle too, then, all right? 308 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:10,817 I'm quitting the documentary. 309 00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,862 And while I'm at it, I'm gonna quit my marriage. 310 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:15,038 Quit being a dad. Who needs 'em? 311 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:16,866 I'm gonna quit wiping. Does it itch? 312 00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:18,433 Like crazy. Do I smell? 313 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,609 Absolutely. Like a loser. 314 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,524 Because that's what Fultons are. 315 00:12:22,654 --> 00:12:24,569 A long line of stinky quitters 316 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:27,181 standing on a steaming-hot pile of principle. 317 00:12:28,443 --> 00:12:31,315 That's the dumbest reverse psychology I've ever heard. 318 00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:34,101 No, what's dumb is you throwing away a 25-year-long career. 319 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:37,060 Dad, I've never seen you quit anything before in my life. 320 00:12:37,234 --> 00:12:38,845 But I'm not quitting, son. 321 00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:40,760 I'm retiring. 322 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:43,023 I'm actually gonna go run with the bulls. 323 00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:44,676 - The Chicago Bulls? - No. 324 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,983 The fools that run with the bulls in Spain. 325 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:49,290 I'm gonna go watch them get stampeded. 326 00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:51,335 And then the next morning, 327 00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:54,686 I'm gonna wake up, go fishing in Nova Scotia. 328 00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,514 The next day... [pops, clucks tongue] 329 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,560 a little golfing in Pebble Beach. 330 00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,780 And then, bam, back to Nova Scotia 331 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:04,348 for a quick lunch while I watch the northern lights. 332 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:05,480 The northern lights? 333 00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:07,612 Yes. Mm-hmm. At lunch? 334 00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:10,050 Dad, you don't even know where Nova Scotia is. 335 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:12,226 - It's in Canada. - No, it's not. 336 00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,489 NINA: - Yes, it is. - Yes, it is. 337 00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,361 Look, Junior, get it in your head. 338 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,407 I'm retired now. 339 00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,017 And if you'll excuse me, 340 00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:24,238 I have to go fax my check to my travel agent 341 00:13:24,368 --> 00:13:27,589 so she can book my ship to Nova Scotia. 342 00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:28,938 Your ship? 343 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,592 What are you, a Goonie? 344 00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:31,506 Dad! 345 00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:33,421 Da-- the world's changing. 346 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,945 And it's time you changed with it. 347 00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:40,558 Welcome to The Dr. Reed Show. 348 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:44,867 Let me read you, and lead you, to a balanced and happier life. 349 00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:47,827 Oh, there's a caller on the line already. 350 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:50,351 Caller, you say what? 351 00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,135 MALE CALLER: No disrespect, Dr. Reed, 352 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,529 like, you good and all, but, uh... 353 00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:57,358 this show just ain't the same anymore without Poppa. 354 00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,534 We miss the rhymes, we miss the soul. 355 00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,188 You know, no disrespect. 356 00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:04,278 This show just kind of sucks without Poppa. 357 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:05,845 No disrespect. 358 00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:08,064 See, basically, you're just not fun, Dr. Reed. 359 00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:09,152 Respectfully. 360 00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,242 Is this Junior? 361 00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:14,114 Nah. It ain't me. 362 00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:16,681 It's somebody else. 363 00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,249 But he would like to talk to you immediately. 364 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:22,731 So if you have his cell phone number, maybe call that? 365 00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:24,515 You mean this number, fool? 366 00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:25,865 No disrespect. 367 00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:28,563 So Junior told me that Poppa desperately 368 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:31,218 wants to apologize for insulting an icon. 369 00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,480 Me. 370 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,612 I decided to give him an opportunity 371 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:37,311 to kiss the ring. 372 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,748 Well, you know what, if she wants to come crawling back 373 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,793 to this icon on bended knee, 374 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,491 hey, I'm open to it. 375 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,449 So I'm a liar. 376 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:46,842 Yes, you are. 377 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,323 You're a dirty little liar, and I like it. 378 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,629 Anyway, yes, I did lie to them both, 379 00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:54,458 but I needed them together to save this documentary. 380 00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:56,678 Here it goes, yeah! 381 00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,549 Booyah! [chuckles] 382 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,074 [knocking] 383 00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,338 Well, well, well. 384 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,296 Look who is here. 385 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,994 Okay. 386 00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:09,691 You can step right there. 387 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,693 Let me put this pillow down 388 00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,738 so you can get on bended knee. 389 00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,262 What are you talking about? 390 00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:18,047 Aren't you getting ready to kiss something? 391 00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:21,311 Yes, you goodbye if you're not here to apologize. 392 00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:24,227 Apologize for what? 393 00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,534 Junior said that you've been begging 394 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:27,970 to get back in my good graces. 395 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:31,147 Hmm, that's funny, because Nina said you 396 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:34,629 were begging to get back into my good graces. 397 00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,850 BOTH: What...? 398 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,028 Okay, look, now I know you're 399 00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:44,247 probably wondering what's going on here. 400 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,597 - Yeah. - Right? And I would, too, so... 401 00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:48,512 without further ado, um... 402 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,645 Nina, tell them. 403 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,821 Junior's a dirty little liar. 404 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,649 And he's got something to tell you. 405 00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,303 All right, babe, relax. 406 00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:57,957 Not in front of my daddy. 407 00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:00,176 Look, I want to show you something. 408 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:01,961 Check this out. 409 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:03,875 IVY [in video]: I'm sorry, where do you think you're going... 410 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,573 Look at that engagement. 411 00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,705 This conversation's over. 412 00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:10,839 This conversation is not over, Poppa! 413 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,450 People love that you hate each other. 414 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:14,886 Now that's good drama. 415 00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,497 That's the makings of a great podcast. 416 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,325 Starring you two. 417 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:20,370 Too late, she already has a job. 418 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:21,545 Mine. 419 00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,199 Not anymore. 420 00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:24,505 I quit. 421 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,376 Oh, they must've AI'd you, too. 422 00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:27,899 Yeah, they did. 423 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,815 [sighs] They showed me this. 424 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,906 Hi, I'm Dr. Reed. 425 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,908 I used to feel sad and worthless 426 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,607 until I started taking... 427 00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:42,740 Happium. 428 00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:44,699 And now I never feel sad. 429 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:47,310 In fact, I never feel anything. 430 00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:49,138 Happium: The best feeling... 431 00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:51,140 is nothing. 432 00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:52,881 ANNOUNCER: Side effects may include headache, dry mouth, 433 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,101 blurry vision, enlarged breasts, and back problems. 434 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,493 From the enlarged breasts. 435 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,278 Enlarged breasts, huh? 436 00:16:58,452 --> 00:16:59,409 No, Junior. 437 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,368 I told you. 438 00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:02,586 Yes, you did. 439 00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,284 So you're saying that I was right? 440 00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:05,633 Never. 441 00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:07,635 But before I leave, 442 00:17:07,765 --> 00:17:09,941 I just want you to know 443 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,379 that I never wanted your job. 444 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:13,423 [chuckles] 445 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,034 What I wanted 446 00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:16,731 was to work with an icon. 447 00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:19,429 And this podcast is a great idea. 448 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:23,477 But since you hate me, it'll never work. 449 00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:25,261 Because you don't think we have anything in common. 450 00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:28,482 But the truth of the matter is, 451 00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:31,050 is I probably love soul music more than you do. 452 00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:35,010 "Sweet Harmony." 453 00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:37,099 Name of artist, year it came out. 454 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,929 Smokey Robinson. 455 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,844 1973. 456 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,759 He dedicated the song 457 00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,153 to his former singing partners, The Miracles. 458 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:48,502 Give me another one. 459 00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:50,982 POPPA: "September."IVY: Earth, Wind and Fire. 460 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,768 1978. Ironically, released in November. 461 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,422 "Grazing In The Grass." 462 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:57,641 Hugh Masekela. 1968. 463 00:17:57,728 --> 00:18:00,253 It's a mystery if the song is about marijuana or not. 464 00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:03,517 It was the '60s, it was definitely about marijuana. 465 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,562 [laughter] 466 00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,564 [clears throat] I'm not here. 467 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,960 Poppa, do you remember when I told you that your... 468 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,397 radio show got me through college? 469 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:15,833 Yeah. 470 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,966 I had just gone through a bad breakup. 471 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,402 And I wasn't... 472 00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,361 sure I was gonna make it, 473 00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:24,190 so I turned on your radio show, and I heard you say 474 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,975 that a broken heart is a blessing, 475 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:31,110 because a heart that never breaks, never grows. 476 00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,809 I remember that. 477 00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:37,116 And then I played Al Green's... 478 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,205 BOTH: "How Do You Mend a Broken Heart?" 479 00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,817 IVY: Yeah, and that night, I cried myself to sleep, 480 00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:45,646 but the next morning... 481 00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,822 my heart was a little lighter. 482 00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:50,259 And I had hope again. 483 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:53,567 What happened to the fool that broke your heart? 484 00:18:53,697 --> 00:18:55,264 I married him. 485 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,658 Want to hear about it? 486 00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,050 And we're getting kind of long. 487 00:18:59,225 --> 00:19:00,661 Let's get to the climax. 488 00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:02,141 Spoiler alert... 489 00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,751 they're doing the podcast. 490 00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:05,318 Because of us. 491 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,233 IVY: You ready? 492 00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:08,843 [exhales] 493 00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:11,237 Hey, what's up, y'all? 494 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:15,023 Welcome to The Pop and Doc Show. 495 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:19,027 We're going to stimulate your mind, body, and soul 496 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,073 whether you're young or, baby, whether you are old. 497 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,858 So, Poppitos and Doccitos, 498 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:25,425 we want to hear from you. 499 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:26,817 Let us know what you want us to talk about. 500 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,950 And nothing is off-limits. 501 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,648 That's right, and while y'all ruminate on that, 502 00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,389 I'm gonna take you back. 503 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,827 I'm gonna take you on a spin with a tune that always wins. 504 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:39,308 And I dedicate this song 505 00:19:39,439 --> 00:19:41,876 to my new partner in crime. 506 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:46,924 ["Ain't No Stopping Us Now" by McFadden and Whitehead playing] 507 00:19:47,055 --> 00:19:49,927 ? Ain't no stopping us now ? 508 00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:52,452 ? We're on the move ? 509 00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:56,195 ? Ain't no stopping us now... ? 510 00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:03,289 Looks like Bruce Leroy had to get a job... 511 00:20:03,376 --> 00:20:05,769 [laughter] 512 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,946 Then the next day, I'm gonna wake up early, 513 00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:11,819 go golfing in Nova Scotia. 514 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:14,474 That's not how you golf.[laughter] 515 00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:16,432 I'm gonna learn how to golf. 516 00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:20,088 'Cause, uh... my swing is off. 517 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,917 You know, I thought about it and... 518 00:20:23,004 --> 00:20:25,093 I am not a Grand Canyon. 519 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,530 Okay, but for safety reasons, can you do one where you say 520 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:29,489 you are and... 521 00:20:29,619 --> 00:20:31,795 on my cue and... action! 522 00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:33,623 I am a Grand Canyon. 523 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,321 - Yes, you are. - Cut it! 524 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:36,800 That's great. I love that one. 525 00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,498 That's the one. We're gonna use that. 526 00:20:42,415 --> 00:20:46,157 Captioning sponsored by CBS 527 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:50,118 and TOYOTA. 528 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:54,514 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 529 00:20:54,564 --> 00:20:59,114 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0